Review of Pirates

Pirates (2005 Video)
3/10
What a joke...
25 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
People are giving this good reviews? Seriously, if you think this is good you either A) are a 40 year old virgin, B) Don't get out much, or C) Haven't been around the Internet long...

Story? If you could call it that. Just the typical cheesy, mostly corny lines you'd expect from any other porn. The attempt at humor might've actually been funny if it weren't expected.

Background/Graphic effects, etc. Honestly, 70's and 80's movies have better graphic effects than this. A few teenagers with a couple of hours work with Blender/3d Max could've done a better job... Not sure what made this "the most expensive" adult film, so maybe they should get a refund...

While the actors are good, the acting is horrible. If you want to see good sex scenes, you'd be better off watching a few 2 min clips from some random porn site. You'd get the same from it without the excessive waste of time...
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