Rosewood Lane (2011)
1/10
snooze
10 March 2012
Warning: Spoilers
This movie sucked major asp...I nearly fell asleep. Not, in the tiniest bit, scary, just annoying! I will admit that looking at the paper-man's (too old to be a boy) underdeveloped irises was a bit on the creepy side. Other than that, there was nothing else scary or horrific to qualify this as a horror flick. This movie moved far too slowly and was a complete bore. Obviously, he was not a demon if she could beat his asp with a baseball bat. So much for his supernatural powers...LOL! Is that all it took to get rid of this idiot? He terrorized an entire neighborhood...all it took to bring him down was a little bat action...that is illogical. It does not compute. I write better scripts every night in my sleep...LOL! This guy's performance as a pseudo devil was lackluster at best. You know how some horror movies are so cheesy they make you laugh? I did not even get that! I got no horror, no thrill, no laughter, nothing but time wasted.
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