6/10
Fixing a Hole
3 June 2012
Georgia cotton farmer Robert Ryan (as Ty Ty Walden) has neglected his crop due to digging numerous holes in his land, searching for a fortune in gold supposedly buried by his grandfather. After fifteen years of digging, Mr. Ryan has not found the gold. After two months of digging, the latest hole seems fruitless. Helping during the opening scene are Ryan's sons Jack Lord (as Buck) and Vic Morrow (as Shaw). Mr. Lord is married to tempting Tina Louise (as Griselda). Making her movie debut, Ms. Louise is highly arousing. Ordering some great "bend over" camera angles, director Anthony Mann and his team offer a generous look up and down Louise's beautiful bosom, especially during her first scenes...

Louise brings out the beast in brother-in-law Aldo Ray (as Will Thompson), who is suffering due to his cotton plant closing. Also involved in the story is rotund Buddy Hackett (as Pluto), who is running for Sheriff and wants to be part of the family by marrying Ryan's nubile daughter Fay Spain (as "Darlin'" Jill). Believing all-white albinos have magical powers, Mr. Hackett suggests Ryan use Michael Landon (as Dave Dawson) to find where his grandfather's gold is buried. Looking more like a peroxide blond than an albino, Mr. Landon leads the family to an area Ryan has dubbed "God's Little Acre". Landon also finds himself on top of Hackett's girl. Passions involving even more family members lead to a big climax...

****** God's Little Acre (8/13/58) Anthony Mann ~ Robert Ryan, Aldo Ray, Tina Louise, Buddy Hackett
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