Review of Ascension

Ascension (I) (2002)
1/10
I'm gonna do you a favour...
11 November 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Don't watch this movie. This is a waste of lifetime.

But really. This IS really otter crap.

The storyline promises something revealing, something groundbreaking. Instead of that, the whole movie is about four women climbing the stairs. Meanwhile they get older - not as much as the spectators though - but I guess that from the female point of view - getting older this fast is bloody intimidating. So I guess this is a horror flick than...

Eventually, the women dies while climbing the stairs,and the people watching this cinematic fecalia are presumed dead of shear boredom. Waiting for just ANYTHING to happen is just plain agony!

In fact; I'd urge you to give away this movie to someone you despite. Maybe they'll be bored enough to jump in front of a train...
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