1/10
Hooray for fast-forward
31 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
There might be spoilers below. But so little goes on in "Click" that it's hard to tell.

Don't be misled by the gushingly overheated verbosity of a few other reviewers here. No number of adjectives will disguise the fact that the movie simply stinks. The tedium was such that I FF'd through a good 60% of it, trying to find a spot where something resembling a story was happening.

So many bad things to point out. For example...the motorcycle stunt is incredibly inept--the car has already crashed, and the bike appears to hit something well ahead of it (we can't see). Then a slo-mo flying body, seemingly 20 feet up, flies out head-over-toe, and slams into a gully a good 30 feet away...then gets up without a scratch.

Why does the red-haired model bother to put on lipstick just before taking a bath? Why does the pop music she's listening to on a radio continue to blare as the "scary music" blares on top of it? Who set off the bombs during the run through the field--the killer is chasing the heroes while that happens. Why does no one seem to notice that models are dying? Why does the killer hate models in the first place? Why the cross-dressing?

One saving grace--the models *are* cute, even with the big hair.
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