Review of Hollywood Handicap

. . . Dentastix DOGGIE DENTURES, complete with a full-color picture of a Scottie dog smiling at me with a FULL SET OF HUMAN TEETH!! Now, normally I can overlook whatever pop up ad IMDb allows to be thrown onto my screen when I am writing a serious review of a movie, in this case the Buster Keaton-directed 1938 short (lasting 617 seconds), H0LLYWOOD HANDICAP. But c'mon, for crying out loud, I think even Buster--if he were alive today--would agree with me that any web site that facilitates full color pictures of Scottie dogs smiling with HUMAN TEETH is out to subvert America, making any conscientious film fan toss their cookies. How can I write about how the Original Sing Band sings in H0LLYWOOD HANDICAP when my own brain is handicapped by the indelible image of a Scottie dog grinning with a FULL SET OF HUMAN TEETH?! I don't care if H0LLYWOOD HANDICAP features vintage footage of Mickey Rooney, who is still alive at this writing as far as I know, to go with Al Jolson, Bing Crosby, Robert Montgomery, Edgar Bergen, etc., who are not. I think any of the aforementioned would turn over in their graves if you showed them a Scottie dog with a FULL SET OF HUMAN TEETH!