Epically Bad. Brain Damaged To The Point Of Absurdity.
11 July 2013
This movie isn't just bad, it's EPICALLY bad. It's like they intentionally tried to combine the films "Green Hornet" and "Wild Wild West" but somehow vowed to make it worse than either one. Who in their right mind at Disney ever thought that this was a good idea at any stage of development? I have to wonder if they added the idea of having the entire movie be told as a story by 1933 Tonto because that way they could have a cover or an excuse that everything seen is so very dumb because it's coming from the mind of a senile and slightly retarded character.

Honestly, this movie is as outrageously bad as anything I've seen in years. It packs little to no popcorn fun. Yet, it tries to pay off the budget with incredibly asinine explosions every once in a while. Depp's Tonto kept saying that "there's something is seriously wrong with that horse" referring to the Silver, the superhero horse that appears out of nowhere every time the Lone Ranger needs saving. I say, "There's something seriously wrong with this movie."
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