Review of Life Blood

Life Blood (2009 Video)
4/10
Drivel
14 July 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Two beautiful lesbian best friends are fleeing down a deserted road (one of them having murdered a Hollywood star) when God arrives (in the persona of another hot lesbian), does away with the murdering one and appoints the other one - the one who has been snivelling "I don't understand!" since the film started - to be an angel. After reconstituting the bad lesbian in response to requests from the good lesbian, God sets them off 40 years later, at which point they are now vampires, and the bad one kills lots of people and they end up holed up in a store in the desert with a tubby shop assistant while a midget deputy pursues them.

I think you will agree from the synopsis that this dog's breakfast of a movie could never be anything other than utterly dreadful, and so it proves to be. The female leads - hotties both - remain resolutely clothed throughout, thus doing away with any conceivable reason for watching this twaddle.
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