Thoroughly two-dimensional, cardboard cutout characters -- and even then, half of them make no sense in their supposed roles.
A painfully predictable plot with poor pacing and no real sense of a worthwhile story to tell.
The "twist" ending that you'll see coming by the midpoint of the movie, if not sooner. And a thoroughly childish attempt to turn this into a "love story".
I can truly think of no better parallel than this: Serenity is sci-fi for the Twilight generation.
A mediocre movie with all the personality of tepid dishwater.
A painfully predictable plot with poor pacing and no real sense of a worthwhile story to tell.
The "twist" ending that you'll see coming by the midpoint of the movie, if not sooner. And a thoroughly childish attempt to turn this into a "love story".
I can truly think of no better parallel than this: Serenity is sci-fi for the Twilight generation.
A mediocre movie with all the personality of tepid dishwater.