Avalanche Sharks (2014 TV Movie)
1/10
Hopefully the last *%$# shark movie we have to see
1 January 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I knew this was going to be bad but I had NO idea just how bad. The whole idea was of course retarded but on top of that, the acting was terrible too. The whole thing looked like it was made by guys who do really cheap TV ads, you know, like ads for 'Ed and Melna's Furniture Emporium' with a cheesy logo effect. Man, the effects are REALLY bad, nothing even looks slightly real. There's one whole section I'm sure was all stock video footage of people snowboarding, it didn't even match the 'look' of rest of the movie, I thought it was a commercial at first, it probably was, it was probably a bunch of stuff they shot for a sporting goods store that went out of business. I'm just amazed these movies are getting made and put on TV. I really wonder if we're witnessing the end of television. Perhaps the internet has killed TV too. Maybe there's just not enough money in it anymore to make anything except 'reality' shows and terrible 'movies' like this one.
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