In the pantheon of stinker, boring, shamelessly pointless and feckless films, "Golasy" needs top billing. "Worse than 'Golasy'" should take its place in superlative lexicon alongside "bigger than a breadbox." A trite, hopelessly uninteresting, slapdash, unleavened hack of a movie featuring nude ugly bodies tenanted by brains of utter non-actors. "Golasy" is badly scripted, badly shot, badly lit, badly staged, badly acted,badly edited, devoid of wit, insight, thrust or purpose, and it utterly a strain to finish watching. Shame on an otherwise clever and delightful culture (Poland) producing such an embarrassment. This film will stultify anyone more highly evolved than a Komodo dragon. One can spend what feels like a week sitting through this insulting paint-dryer.
