The Cramp Twins (2001–2005)
3/10
Makes me nauseous, but not as bad as Nickelodeon. Still horrible, though.
14 May 2016
I mean like, when I was little I didn't watch TV often...So, when my brother showed me this....I was NAUSEOUS.

Sure, it's not the a$$ shaking of Breadwinners Sure, it's not as lazy as 12 oz. mouse Sure, It didn't give me as bad as a headache as annoying orange or problem solverz.

But this was just....NO. PLEASE. NO. I BEG OF YOU. FRICKIN' NO. GOD PLEASE HELP US. PLEEEEEASSSSEEEEE.

The one and only episode I ever saw of this show? Spit collector.

When you look at the title you'll see the name of the writer-- How fitting for this episode. No offense to you.

Not only Wayne was annoying in this episode, but in the series.

Some advertisement comes on for these candies that fiz out of your mouth. Wayne has the candies, eats too many, and goes to the other room.

Wayne at dinner can't seem to sit still. The other twin (I don't know how to spell his name) tells on him.

Wayne is a jerk, His brother is bland. His mom is nagging, Just like everyone else, In this trend that's sagging. (credit goes to that YouTuber TheMysteriousMrEnter)

Wayne gets addicted to those candies, like it's a drug.

WOW, Cartoon Network. WOW.

I mean like at least you don't see those bad CN shows often--At least they're ashamed. Unlike Nickelodeon, because THEY seem to be proud of shows like....

this list is gonna be really long so you might want to scroll.

Fanboy and ChumChum Fred The Show Marvin Marvin Sanjay and Craig Planet Sheen Breadwinners Nick Studio 10 Mr. Meaty Awesomeness TV Peppa Pig Rabbids Invasion Pig Goat Banana Cricket Oggy and the COCKroaches. You know why I put the first four letters in caps

You know what, there's at least 30 bad Nickelodeon shows, so before I get even more side tracked, let's continue with why this show sucks.

Wayne can't seem to find more candies, so he gets the from the dumpster, as he is still acting insanely, the writing continues to be lazy..

Wayne picks as much spit as possible--This is where I get really nauseous--He shows off his spit and it's "wonderful uses" Then they take it to the doctor, where they learn it's not his. Wayne has the saliva of a 80-year-old woman. The crying begins. They believe it's the symptom of something greater. I know the rest of the story, but it's too disturbing to hear. Wayne ends up in the hospital. And to be honest, who came up with the color and shapes AND the humor / Characters? Apes? (credit to TheMysteriousMrEnter again) Well, if you exuse me, I have to go puke. After reading this review, you might, too.
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