Death's Door (II) (2015)
1/10
Crapalicious
29 May 2016
Annoying characters that spend most of the time screeching, hollering, bickering, screaming, whimpering, and babbling to the point where you want them to get killed. That's what this movie features. It also features at least six hot chicks and no nudity. The actresses in the movie seemed like the type who, for a few hundred more, would do full frontal. But the filmmaker decided to have them look sexy and not even show the side of a butt cheek. Brilliant.

No gore/exploitation for fans of these kind of horror movies. No suspense, tension, drama, or interesting characters for fans of psychological horror. This movie features many victims but no on screen kills.

The ending: I've seen more than a thousand horror flicks from this century and the last one. I've seen some of the most amateur horror flicks that look like they were filmed on someone's cell. Out of all of them, this one easily falls into my Top 10 worst horror movie endings list. Even that M. Night Shamalamadingdong guy, who is master of uneventful, lackluster endings would hate the ending to this flick.

If you're reading this review, you most likely have not seen this movie. I envy you for that.
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