Review of The Shadow of the Eagle

. . . of the director's cut for Erich Van Stroheim's GREED (which is the entire World Population alive Today), you'll swear that the 3 hours, 37 minutes of this "Mascot Serial" THE SHADOW OF THE EAGLE drags on for AT LEAST ten hours! SHADOW director Forde Beebe is so Hell-bent upon cramming every Bad Movie Cliché into SHADOW at least twice, you'll probably conclude that he's REALLY cousin Beebe Ford of THAT Ford Family. John Wayne drives home the SHADOW's message that corporate America is ALWAYS eager to short-change our heroic War Veterans (in this case, WWI pilot "Nate Gregory"). The Rich People Party gypped their winning team grunt soldiers who insured their ascendancy by triumphing in the War to End Lazy Southerners' Racist Slavery out of their full pensions. RPP President Hoover did worse, slaughtering a redacted number of WWI Vets seeking promised pensions, as well as their wives and kiddies ("Dead babies tell no tales," President Herb is said to have chuckled). Now the RPP's President-Elect Trump, who ducked service to America in Vietnam, plans to eliminate Veteran's Hospitals, throwing our current crop of Vets to the wolves. Who can save us? Now that John Wayne's gone over to the Dark Side, only the SHADOW knows.