Yoga Hosers (2016)
3/10
Daddy's Little Girl
5 September 2016
Warning: Spoilers
This film is an hour and a half of everything I can't stand from our society. You know what I'm talking about. These kids who see more of a cell phone screen than they do the real world. They are so desensitized to life that it leads me to believe that the stiff acting from Harley, probably isn't acting at all.

So Yoga Hosers is like watching today's youth attempt to work, while in reality caring about nothing more than the next text on their phone, making party plans, and then, oh yeah, stopping an army of Kevin Smith Sausage monsters.

The constant puns and jokes relying on people still thinking puns and jokes about Canada are funny, just, well, aren't funny at this point. That era ended with the South Park movie and how long ago was that?

For whatever reason, the movie sort of feels dated too. Like this should have been a made for TV movie on Nickelodean in the 90's.

It's a family movie that's for sure, but it's a movie for Kevin Smith's family.

If you want to make movies just for sake of making movies or creative release, do so, and watch them in your own house. Don't expect me to pay for them. So, to continue on, we are going to be force fed his daughter, not by the movie industry, but by Kevin Smith himself, whether we like it or not.

It's cool man you can put out movies with no compromise, I get that, I do, but who are you trying to prove that to?

Word of advice... ...I can go eat something I have never eaten before and give my toilet an original never-before-seen piece of crap, but in the end, it's still a piece of crap.

My full review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CScvW0jtvw
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