3/10
I Wish I'd Done Anything Else
27 October 2016
Warning: Spoilers
I came home from the library with an armful of DVDs, and the first one I picked up is this one. Sandra Dee... Bill Bixby... George Hamilton – it's GOT to be good, right? Wrong!

"Doctor..." is one of the worst movies I've seen in years – and it's a rare film that I can say that about. Usually, I'm like "Mikey"... I "like everything". But I sure didn't like this! I fast-forwarded through most of the goofy music scenes, although I did enjoy the one where Dee sings about heartbreak, which was nice.

Remember how you felt in school, impatient for the bell to ring, and anxiously wanting to jump out of your seat? That's how I felt all through this shallow pre-fab of a flick. It did not capture my interest nor merit my concentration. There was no substance to the story or the characters. It bordered on slapstick. And the worst part? The ending!

The ending had to have been the most unsatisfying of any movie, ever! It was a few seconds of a few spacey, rather wooden words exchanged between 2 people who may as well have been discussing the weather, and then, surprise... the credits start rolling!

There are a lot of great old classics begging to be viewed. My advice is, pass this one by, and get something else – it's 94 minutes of your life that you will never get back!
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