2/10
Classically bad.
24 April 2017
Clocking in at barely over an hour,The Beach Girls And The Monster combines a monster who gently massages people to death,45 year old men playing teens and some of the worst acting ever caught on film. The plot is decent(for a 50 year old b-movie) but like most they fill a lot of time with nothing.The filler isn't on the absurd level of say Teenagers Battle The Thing(which was 59 minutes with 25 minutes of nothing)but it's too much.The movie could have been 15 minutes shorter with nothing missing.

For some reason they made a big deal out of Frank Sinatra Jr. doing the music.I always considered him sort of a joke.Anyway,it's a good song but it's just one song over and over and over.

If you value your time,don't watch this movie.
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