Review of The Cabin in the Cotton

. . . (that is, censored, cut out, and excised) from the not-so-Good Books on the shelves of U.S. President Putin's For-Profit Charter Brainwashing Shacks, overseen by his Secretary of Miseducation, Pyramid-Scheming Billionairess Betsy "Amway Calling" DeVos. WHICH half, you might wonder? It's all those verses where Jesus says that Chris Christie could pass through the Eye of a Needle easier than a Rich Fat Cat One Per Center Putin Oligarchical Traitor getting through the Pearly Gates, as well as the Parables about Good Mexicans tending to newly-impoverished American 99 Per Centers while Putin's Puppet Rump, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell cross to the other side of the road. With THE CABIN IN THE COTTON, Warner Bros. warns the U.S. South of a Day when their Castrated Version of the Bible and their multi-generational plot to stunt most of their population through deficient nutrition, exercise, and schooling will result in Backwards Masses capable of Rigging Sacred Elections in favor of self-confessed Red Commie KGB-backed Serial Finger Rapist Game Show Hosts. Warner Bros. gave the Confederate Fat Cat Traitors a Choice: Pay Reparations NOW (1932), or face Repercussions LATER (2017). According to the Book of Revelations, it won't be long Today until the Red State Boulevards run shoulder-deep with Oligarchical Arterial Spray. Warner tried to warn of this with its CABIN IN THE COTTON, but this message fell upon cob-webbed wallets.