Review of The Virgin Queen

. . . when this documentary was released in 1955. As the filming began, The Pill had not yet been invented, so it was ASSUMED that Liz was THE VIRGIN QUEEN. (Current polls prove that most Britishers wish that she'd STAYED that way, now that they've gotten a load of Prince Charles.) This flick proves that Chuck is just a chip off the Old Block in ditching HIS young Diana for a geriatric Camille. His Mom Liz is shown here dumping a lad by the name of Walt before hooking up (off-screen) with her near-Centenarian of Today, Phillip. Though the Teutonic Tudors renamed themselves after a Canadian Village (Windsor) as a Public Relations Stunt during World War Two, their Prussian Roots are still highly visible at the beginning of Liz's seemingly Endless Reign as depicted here in THE VIRGIN QUEEN's costumes. Just as this Corgi Whisperer would later drive her own sister to an Early Grave by nixing Margaret's marriage, a few years prior to THAT fiasco Liz tries to have her Cake and Eat It Too here by vetoing Walt's shot-gun wedding to his knocked-up Sweetie, Beth. (It's truly amazing how much Royal Trauma the invention of The Pill has alleviated.)