Review of J'ai rencontré le Père Noël

I am specifically reviewing this version of the film done under the "Rifftrax" treatment, which means they make sly jokes and observations of the film while it's running (they talk over the film in parts). What can I say other then it's one of the worst "Christmas" films ever made! I write that statement watching other really horrible Christmas films, like the Magic Christmas Tree, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and the Mexican film Santa Claus, 3 really bad Christmas films that are so bad they are really funny! OK, I just watched a film much worse then even this one, Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny, oh my. Luckily, Rifftrax made that one hilarious also. I would never play this film to a kid, unless it's being made fun of, because the kid will grow up wondering if you are warped. That puppy sandwich takes the cake! 10 of 10 for stuff Rifftrax has done, 2 of 10 as a film by itself.