Am twenty minutes into watching this with my girlfriend. I'm honestly feeling like she's going to break up with me straight after it ends, as she must really hate me to put me through this.
1: why is 1 second outside enough to kill her, but multiple people strut in and out all day every day. (oh my god! I forgot the went through TWO doors, that should obliterate every tiny piece of micro bacteria known to man... and I guess they change or take off their shoes. Maybe only towels carry bacteria?)
2. Why is she often wearing shoes. Not being funny, but that's just weird if you're never allowed outside. Weirder than wheel chair people wearing them probably.
3. Why are they so into each other? He bought a cake round then wrote his number on the window and now they're in love? Hopefully he is a murderer. She deserves to die of she's that stupid.
4. He has a mullet
5. The Alice in wonderland review but made me want to be sick.
6. 'Who does an online architecture modelling course'
7. She's not like an astronaut, she's like someone with HIV if anything.
8. 'Olly' has said 'thinking is overrated twice now already and I'm less than half way through. Maybe they're trying to implant that into the viewers head in the hope they'll like the film.
9. Putting pictures of places she can't go on the window is a dick move.
10. I literally spent this long writing this to avoid watching the film properly.
11. She has 100 sterilised plain white t shirts. Don't think I've seen her wear anything other than unflattering crop tops from forever 21.
12. Please let the plane crash.
13. Ffs.
14. How does a 16 year old boy with a violent dad and one set of clothes fly her to Hawaii? Maybe she sells her models and he sold his mums cakes that she seems to make Non stop.
15. And an apartment in the beach that most stock brokers couldnt afford for their honeymoon.
16. I give up.
17. Worst swim suit ever.
1: why is 1 second outside enough to kill her, but multiple people strut in and out all day every day. (oh my god! I forgot the went through TWO doors, that should obliterate every tiny piece of micro bacteria known to man... and I guess they change or take off their shoes. Maybe only towels carry bacteria?)
2. Why is she often wearing shoes. Not being funny, but that's just weird if you're never allowed outside. Weirder than wheel chair people wearing them probably.
3. Why are they so into each other? He bought a cake round then wrote his number on the window and now they're in love? Hopefully he is a murderer. She deserves to die of she's that stupid.
4. He has a mullet
5. The Alice in wonderland review but made me want to be sick.
6. 'Who does an online architecture modelling course'
7. She's not like an astronaut, she's like someone with HIV if anything.
8. 'Olly' has said 'thinking is overrated twice now already and I'm less than half way through. Maybe they're trying to implant that into the viewers head in the hope they'll like the film.
9. Putting pictures of places she can't go on the window is a dick move.
10. I literally spent this long writing this to avoid watching the film properly.
11. She has 100 sterilised plain white t shirts. Don't think I've seen her wear anything other than unflattering crop tops from forever 21.
12. Please let the plane crash.
13. Ffs.
14. How does a 16 year old boy with a violent dad and one set of clothes fly her to Hawaii? Maybe she sells her models and he sold his mums cakes that she seems to make Non stop.
15. And an apartment in the beach that most stock brokers couldnt afford for their honeymoon.
16. I give up.
17. Worst swim suit ever.