Hello, Billy Mays here! Are you involved in a corruption scandal so massive you do need to clean your image? Is your Asociation known for meddling in foreign affairs for monetary gain? You only need an oxy movie! For the low price of 30 million dollars and your dignity you can make a cinematic equivalent of a fairy tale!
Some special ingredients:
1. Boring cinematography and photography
2. Football erases both world wars out of history!
3. Dialog so empty and vain the devil considers it a sin
4. Acting so bad you would think they hired the first guys they found
5. Scenography completely wasted!
Seriously though... this movie is boring to tears and it is so autocongratulatory it comes more as a vanity project. Do not watch this. At all.
Seriously though... this movie is boring to tears and it is so autocongratulatory it comes more as a vanity project. Do not watch this. At all.