Review of Noah

This movie was a cruel joke perpetuated upon an unsuspecting public who were hoping to see a biblical epic translated to film. Instead what we got was an abomination of a disgusting vile piece of celluloid filth that was neither accurate to the biblical account but deviated so far off track that it was actually offensive

Fallen Angels are now transformer rock creatures! Seriously??, Noah was portrayed as a violent psychopath who tried to murder his grandchildren, and Obiwan Methusalah gave him a magic bean that transforms the utter barren waste land where they loved into a lush green forest within minutes......nope I'm not kidding The special effects were utter garbage, something that came out of a Disney movie 30 years ago, I mean the animals were so fake it was laughable Also the dialogue could hardly be heard as it was so quiet Overall an utter garbage of a movie that was a waste of money and time.....the only reason I gave it a 1 as there is no option to give it zero stars. I think the director's and producers of this movie should feel utterly ashamed of themselves, they had an opportunity to give us a massive big budget biblical epic, but instead they completely botched it and made a mockery of the bible's account Avoid this movie at all costs