Review of The Worm Turns

. . . "Mother Russia," it clearly inspired a young "Mad Vlad Rasputin" to launch that weak failed backwater's fiendish serial attacks upon the far stronger nations of Western Civilization. Throughout THE WORM TURNS, a sadistic Mickey leers menacingly as he sprays a poison gas to inverse Nature's Way. The misguided WORM TURNS animators score their perverse jollies by brazenly defying God's Plan for our Natural Order. Mickey's spray is used at least three times against the Heroes of Modern Man to prevent them from keeping potentially deadly vermin such as insects and rodents in check. (Certainly Mickey, a rodent himself, seems to be modeling the perfidious Red Commie tactic of using internationally-outlawed Bio-Warfare to assassinate whistle-blowers and out-of-favor close relatives in quiet English villages or crowded Asian airports--no matter how many innocent bystanders suffer "collateral damage.") Rasputin is now a stink-crusted tail wagging the dog of Polite Society. Thanks to Mickey's ill-advised WORM TURNS outing, Rasputin's riled-up terrified base of U.S. "core supporters" is currently on the verge of quashing Prosperity, Well-Being, and Freedom forever in our American Homeland.