This is a must for Asylum fans. All others avoid this film. I couldn't stop laughing.
The film follows a typical Asylum formula for disaster films. While the world is coming to an end, parents try to reunite with their children. On your Asylum column marked "Disasters" please check the following: volcano, ice age, hail, earthquake, sun blockage, ice cyclone (hand write "ice" in front of cyclone, then check).
The German scientist (Iván Kamarás) speaks with an accent. The word "model" he pronounces "moe-doe" until 12 minutes into the film when he begins to pronounce it correctly. Like many films, it has subscripts showing the location which are typed in with accompanying typing noise in the background. In the first few instances the typing noise needlessly continues after the letters appears.
Dad must travel from England to France. He manages to get a car with the steering wheel on the left side and finds roads where he can drive on the right side. Who would notice a guy driving in England on the wrong side of the road with a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side?
This film also boasts one of the worse uses of a defibrillator. The operator used it over the clothes, no lubricant. Ryan (Marc McKevitt Ewins) is immediately revived after that.
The film makes for a great drinking game too. Everyone needs to do a shot every time Ryan is knocked to the ground. SPOILER: After doing a half dozen or so shots, you will need to do three quick ones at the end.
The acting and dialogue are typical Asylum grade. It promises to be hopelessly bad.
No f-bombs, sex, or nudity. 10 Asylum stars for lovers of bad films (1 star for everyone else) This was a stinker.
The film follows a typical Asylum formula for disaster films. While the world is coming to an end, parents try to reunite with their children. On your Asylum column marked "Disasters" please check the following: volcano, ice age, hail, earthquake, sun blockage, ice cyclone (hand write "ice" in front of cyclone, then check).
The German scientist (Iván Kamarás) speaks with an accent. The word "model" he pronounces "moe-doe" until 12 minutes into the film when he begins to pronounce it correctly. Like many films, it has subscripts showing the location which are typed in with accompanying typing noise in the background. In the first few instances the typing noise needlessly continues after the letters appears.
Dad must travel from England to France. He manages to get a car with the steering wheel on the left side and finds roads where he can drive on the right side. Who would notice a guy driving in England on the wrong side of the road with a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side?
This film also boasts one of the worse uses of a defibrillator. The operator used it over the clothes, no lubricant. Ryan (Marc McKevitt Ewins) is immediately revived after that.
The film makes for a great drinking game too. Everyone needs to do a shot every time Ryan is knocked to the ground. SPOILER: After doing a half dozen or so shots, you will need to do three quick ones at the end.
The acting and dialogue are typical Asylum grade. It promises to be hopelessly bad.
No f-bombs, sex, or nudity. 10 Asylum stars for lovers of bad films (1 star for everyone else) This was a stinker.