Review of Amityville 3-D

I wouldn't be surprised at all if this thing wasn't just cranked out so someone could get rich off the whole 1983 3D craze, then let's water it down with a PG rating. There really isn't anything here to recommend. The kills suck, the effects suck, the 3D sucks, a young Meg Ryan and Lori Loughlin are here, but, it's hardly worth a recommendation for that. The best thing about the whole film is the scene were the one dude gets his face eaten off and screams like a little girl, and the final were the house literally erupts into a fireball which was freaking awesome. That alone is worth a very generous three stars, but, beyond that just don't.