Review of Nostradamus and the Queen

. . . and the calumny of those sex cultists who burned Saint Joan into steaks in particular. The latter title character of NOSTRADAMUS AND THE QUEEN is presented as a deranged dowager who turns everything she touches into a doomed king. Allegedly a Pontiff's niece, this wicked wench unleashed FOUR of the shortest-lived kings in History upon the beleaguered failed nation-state often referred to as "France." Some squirrely dude named Michel de Nostradamus played the role of Chief Enabler to this Mad Monarch of the Cult. When all is bred and bun, Mike played the part of Rasputin to Queen Cathy's Czarina during a Paris Period almost as bleak as Today's. Those viewers able to stomach the deluded "Quatrain" ravings frequently referred to during NOSTRADAMUS AND THE QUEEN will learn that EYES WIDE SHUT Cathy's COLLATERAL DAMAGE included getting the Mary of Scotland's noggin lopped off, and forcing the original Queen Elizabeth to die a virgin. Is it any wonder that the past several weeks have seen forensic scientists swarming the ruins of The Hunchback's Cathedral, searching for talismans, voodoo dolls, and other accursed objects which Cathy may have deposited (that is, hidden or stashed away there for a Reigny Day)?