Review of A Cinderella Christmas

As is often the case, this is a Happy Gammon Christmas movie. The general lighting is suspect, it has all the signs of a movie knocked off in early Summer, so every possibility to discover a missed frame with an Elf or reindeer having a chug on an iced Bud. In this movie, the "confessional device" is a pet rabbit so, that beats dog, stuffed toy, old Auntie or talisman. Much of the female cast have been given a suck on a Helium canister before every scene, so it does get very chipmunk-ery: keep some Tylenol close to hand. The male lead went to Stubble Skool and certainly has a future selling house insurance, other than that, I forgot his name before it was even mentioned. I think the Director was going for light comedy but ended up with heavy potato mash. Guessing the Producers were very satisfied, because if this film didn't come in under its budget of $782, then I will eat my Santa hat. Cheap, no quirks, no charm, no smaltz, no twist, no hope, no snow. Very very poor