Review of The Mallorca Files

Abject and unmitigated garbage! This production is so inane that it makes the last two seasons of 'Death in Paradise' appear entertaining in comparison. It continues to tick the now requisite boxes so beloved by the BBC, as demonstrated by the seemingly gender-confused London Police Superintendent. The script appears to have been produced by a group of pre-teen students, whilst the acting (?) would be better served in a classic 'drawing-room farce'. I don't have sufficient intestinal fortitude to watch another episode, yet I have no doubt that this programme, and others of its ilk, will be popular with the target audience - teenagers and young adults - who have not had the experience of watching, and enjoying, BBC (and ITV) programmes from 20 - 30 years ago,