Sweet suffering Christmas stuffing. Avoid this at all costs. (In our case £4.49 ) I don't even know where to start, but here are some comedic "highlights". I would say spoiler alert, but that would imply there was anything to give away...
1) Lets laugh at the hard-working Poles, as they botch up renovations, get drunk, run from the job, then return as heroes.
2) Lets chortle at the small dog that accidentally swallows a viagra, and needs a cold shower.
3) Lets marvel at the entirely believable relationship between the two sisters, where one is an absolute cow, and the other insists on running around in a nightdress in a mansion that is supposedly sub-zero.
4) Lets applaud Patricia Hodge's agent for presumably negotiating a decent fee in a movie where she says and does nothing.
5) Lets guffaw at the addict son who defies the odds in 24 hrs to become a budding entrepreneur, under the guidance of another addict/sleazeball who doubles as husband of the year by the end of the film.
The large, unslaughtered turkey, "Gobbles" serves as the perfect metaphor for this slice of seasonal nonsense. It didn't even snow.
1) Lets laugh at the hard-working Poles, as they botch up renovations, get drunk, run from the job, then return as heroes.
2) Lets chortle at the small dog that accidentally swallows a viagra, and needs a cold shower.
3) Lets marvel at the entirely believable relationship between the two sisters, where one is an absolute cow, and the other insists on running around in a nightdress in a mansion that is supposedly sub-zero.
4) Lets applaud Patricia Hodge's agent for presumably negotiating a decent fee in a movie where she says and does nothing.
5) Lets guffaw at the addict son who defies the odds in 24 hrs to become a budding entrepreneur, under the guidance of another addict/sleazeball who doubles as husband of the year by the end of the film.
The large, unslaughtered turkey, "Gobbles" serves as the perfect metaphor for this slice of seasonal nonsense. It didn't even snow.