This movie is a hilariocity (shout out to stuckmann). 8/10 on the hilariocity scale. I had a pretty great time with the movie. I went in planning on giving it a legit chance. I was laughing within the first 5 minutes.
The acting, dialogue, and logic in this movie are all laughable. So many cliches. Even the opening title looked like it was from 1995. So many omg moments. I predicted SO MANY things that ended up happening. Unless you've only watched 8 movies in your life, you will see everything that's coming a mile away.
The jump scares O.... M.... G.... dying laughing at how stupid they were. So many scenes where you couldn't tell what was happening at all. I couldn't tell who was who half the time, i would have to wait until the next scene to figure it out. The audio dubbing was so obvious. The physics made no sense... like how they could hear each other lmao, or how fish can scream rofl rofl rofl.
This movie is amazing (1 viewing, 4/6/2020)
SPOILERS
an underwater tornado? Are you for-realing me? That can't be a real thing, can it? And the final scene lmao. You get bit, i save you, now i get bit, now i save me. We all get bit. Hooray! Shark bites only take 20% of your HP, you should be fine.
The acting, dialogue, and logic in this movie are all laughable. So many cliches. Even the opening title looked like it was from 1995. So many omg moments. I predicted SO MANY things that ended up happening. Unless you've only watched 8 movies in your life, you will see everything that's coming a mile away.
The jump scares O.... M.... G.... dying laughing at how stupid they were. So many scenes where you couldn't tell what was happening at all. I couldn't tell who was who half the time, i would have to wait until the next scene to figure it out. The audio dubbing was so obvious. The physics made no sense... like how they could hear each other lmao, or how fish can scream rofl rofl rofl.
This movie is amazing (1 viewing, 4/6/2020)
SPOILERS
an underwater tornado? Are you for-realing me? That can't be a real thing, can it? And the final scene lmao. You get bit, i save you, now i get bit, now i save me. We all get bit. Hooray! Shark bites only take 20% of your HP, you should be fine.