Review of Hollywood Wonderland

That's right--GUNS!! This otherwise diverse (if not mutually exclusive) trio of cultures have one thing in common--Heat! The cowboys have their six-shooters, the cops are packing Tommy Guns and the soldiers wield military-style assault rifles, of course. Therefore, it's confounding and downright flabbergasting that HOLLYWOOD WONDERLAND highlights these three Alpha Male occupations--and there's nary a rod is sight, let alone in action! How can any self-respecting cow-puncher sit yodeling around the campfire, when he should be prowling the dark shadows exercising his Second Amendment Rights against coyotes, opossums and any other predatory varmints lurking in the gloom? Certainly many if not most potential viewers of this live-"action" short will find their time better spent in making an on-line donation to their local chapter of BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps).