Review of Les Miserables

. . . misidentified as "witches," or burning Saint Joan, or shipping all of the country's synagogue worshipers to the Fuehrer's ovens, or abandoning an entire army to Russia's Winter, or making the last days in THE LIFE OF EMILE ZOLA miserable (ditto Vincent Van Gogh), or inventing the shorty "Napoleon Complex," or diminishing the Civilized World's collective life span by at least 1.5 billion years (and counting) with infamous egregious fatty foods (e.g., snails and tortured water fowl!), the French are eternally myopic, inhumane and morally satanic. (They would not even enforce the fire code in their most renown coven, willing it instead to be destroyed by Hellfire!) LES MISERABLES barely scratches the surface of the French grease berg, but at least it gives viewers the certainty that France is, was and always will be an infernal place to live (or even visit!).