Every single aspect of "Swiped" is perfection. As someone who discovered 352 flaws in Citizen Kane, 2,443 flaws in The Godfather, and 140 flaws in Spirited Away, I could not find a single flaw in Swiped.
Ann Fishman directed the movie beautifully. I was so stunned by the immaculate direction that I vomited on myself; however, Swiped continued to entrance me, that I did not bother to pause the movie and clean up.
Kendall Sanders gave the best performance to any movie ever. A veteran screaming during a PTSD episode looks like child's play compared to the entire Cast- Sanders in particular. The delivery on phrases like "You are the app" will be studied for generations.
In all seriousness, Swiped is truly awful. There is only one redeemable aspect: its unintentional hilarity. My friends and I have watched Swiped multiple times, and there is always a new dumb aspect to pick up on. Whether it's George Hamilton explaining to Sanders about his sex life for no reason, or Sanders ordering 6,000 GRAMS of Vitamin C, the film has endless aspects of hilarity.
Instead of going into Swiped expecting something good, gather your friends-lots of friends-and laugh your asses off at the pure incompetence displayed on the screen. With the wrong mindset, you conclude that this is the worst movie ever made. With the right mindset, you still conclude that is the worst movie ever made, but the most enjoyable experience you've had in years.
Ann Fishman directed the movie beautifully. I was so stunned by the immaculate direction that I vomited on myself; however, Swiped continued to entrance me, that I did not bother to pause the movie and clean up.
Kendall Sanders gave the best performance to any movie ever. A veteran screaming during a PTSD episode looks like child's play compared to the entire Cast- Sanders in particular. The delivery on phrases like "You are the app" will be studied for generations.
In all seriousness, Swiped is truly awful. There is only one redeemable aspect: its unintentional hilarity. My friends and I have watched Swiped multiple times, and there is always a new dumb aspect to pick up on. Whether it's George Hamilton explaining to Sanders about his sex life for no reason, or Sanders ordering 6,000 GRAMS of Vitamin C, the film has endless aspects of hilarity.
Instead of going into Swiped expecting something good, gather your friends-lots of friends-and laugh your asses off at the pure incompetence displayed on the screen. With the wrong mindset, you conclude that this is the worst movie ever made. With the right mindset, you still conclude that is the worst movie ever made, but the most enjoyable experience you've had in years.