Review of Journey to the Center of the Earth

No matter how badly you want to do it, do not watch journey to the Center of the Earth, with Ricky Schroeder and Peter Fonda. By far the worst adaptation of a classic novel I have EVER seen. Bad acting by everyone (except Sergei), bad visual effects, bad plot variance complete with plot holes, hokey situations where you'll find yourself saying "Come on" so many times you'll lose track. List goes on. If you can imagine a world where Peter Fonda and Ricky Schroeder share the same stage, this would be the hell of that society. 2001 a Space Odyssey would be an improvement. I want to curl up into a ball in a corner and shove my thumbs into my eyes.