Review of The Winning Team

. . . boozing side show freak G. C. Alexander tells his Blue Fairy while imagining himself to be on THE WINNING TEAM. Named after the controversial on-again\off-again U.S. President #22 & #24, even the Chicago Cubs--in the midst of their historic 108-year losing streak--cannot tolerate the episodic blackouts of this falling-down drunk. A focal point for freak accidents, Alexander can just as plausibly be credited with inventing the telephone as having won 300 some Major League games with his paltry arsenal of junk-ball pitches, as his bogus bronze Fame Hall plaque claims. Known primarily for various steroid hoaxes, Alexander's sorry saga proves that even before the advent of modern medicine's designer drugs, when THE WINNING TEAM came from the infamous N.L. it had to be in league with Lucifer.