Review of Redline

Redline (2009)
10/10
The greatest crossover of all time. P E R I O D .
4 April 2021
The movie was incredible, it combines all of my favorite moves, genres, characters, and tropes into one incredible movie. Think putting Fast and Furious, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (and Rogue One, A new Hope, Empire Strike Back, Return of The Jedi, and 7), Death Race, Die Hard, Godzilla vs Kong, Attack on Titan, Pacific Rim, Sword of The Stranger (Funky Boi is best doge), The Godfather, The Dark Knight Rises, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club (we don't talk about that), Power Rangers, Spirited Away, Interstellar, Tron, Casablanca, Pan's Labyrinth, Robocop, Kill la Kill, and The Matrix.

People say Inception is good because you have no idea what is going on, but Redline is far superior. I had no clue what the gosh dang frick was occurring or about to occur. The movie was a constant bombardment of images, sounds, and action. Something new was happening every minute. The director managed to fit more distinct character than Avengers Endgame into half the length.

This movie had me feeling things I never thought I would feel. Sorrow, joy, ecstasy, confusion, love, horniness, arousal, concupiscence, lust, awe, wonder, incestuous thoughts, confusion, delight, and all the other feels. Watch this movie if you have a soul. Also, Funky Boi is the greatest character to ever be conceived.
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