Modern Family: Clash of Swords (2018)
Season 9, Episode 22
4/10
Is this over yet?
8 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Goos lord. I was bored before the credits even stopped popping up in the beginning.

Man the Joe character and actor are terrible. Just keeps getting worse. And why hell was another kid thrown in to mitch and cam? I guess 2 gay guys, one flamboyant, one neurotic, with a vietnamese adopted daughter doesnt provide enough material. Let's throw in a terrible actress/character and her stupid kid.

Not that they do anything good with Lily anyway...or that I even like her that much...but she basically doesnt get mentioned at all for chunks of time.

They don't even preface or prepare for the Phil and Mitch story line. That just shows up out of nowhere. It's fine. I guess I'm just used to a kitchen scene. What are you up to today, Phil? Oh...me and Mitch are gonna go to blah.

Hey...u know who's funny. That guy from parks n rec...the guy who says..."the worrrssssst".

Yeah...ben schwartz. Yeah. Let's get him and then absolutely not do anything with him.

That's how you do a season 9 modern family finale.

When u have nothing to prove... Enough audience...and stop caring about quality ..come join our tv show as it limps towards the finish line. Bad jokes...recycled lines...etc etc. Bring em all. We have to get as much junk into the final years of this dying show before it expires.

Oh good. Manny has some lines. Terrible.

Oh great. Claire and Jay and closets. Haven't gotten enough of that yet.

Party plot with kids was weak...and got weaker with peter pan thing.

So...how to rate this. Not awful...just boring. Probably another 5...maybe 4. Nothing really memorable. These episodes are more a chore to get through than enjoyable.

And wait...this was the season finale?

Shows don't have to be cliffhangers or anything...but something that makes it feel unique or special? I guess that's not necessary. None if Seinfeld's season finales were anything special. Just another episode.

I guess there's just so much wrong with the show that I'm being critical of everything.
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