Review of The Falcon in Danger

. . . help. Why would they expect anything more from an avian consultant that a mere shrug of its wings and an indifferent "Tweet, tweet"? At the very least, a damsel in distress looking for succor might seek out someone such as. Mike Keaton in BIRDMAN or THE BIRDMAN OF ALCATRAZ, if for no other reason than feathered friends of this ilk know the territory of human travails. This flick may be titled THE FALCON IN DANGER, but it seems to me that all the chicks pestering him for help are the ones who REALLY need assistance.