If you're expecting 80's cheez along the lines of Samurai Cop and Miami Connection then you'll be sorely disappointed. I just saw this at the Alamo Drafthouse and it was a snooze fest. A snooze fest with lots of fake boobs and about 3 funny scenes...but still a snooze fest. Sidaris was a talentless hack. I never want to see it again.
Review of Hard Ticket to Hawaii
