Review of John and the Hole

I'm going to go into specifics here because this movie can hide its mediocrity in an aura of vagueness of what it is about. So, here is the plot:

• An adolescent with monosyllabic response to everything and annoying face mono-expression, decides to put his family without any reason into a deep hole. Exactly how a 80 pound 14 year old is capable of lowering them down is not explained.

• The family spends inside the hole about a week.

• During said week the boy withdraws money from an ATM, plays tennis, video games and cooks.

• He visits the family that is almost starving and gives them some food.

• A ladder is lowered into the hole, and the family comes out.

• The family and the boy eat dinner together as if nothing happened.

If you can find any deep meaning or entertainment value in this movie, congratulations. You must really be on in a billion.