Review of Arachnoquake

This is how to make an ultra cheap horror movie. The director saw what he had to work with, which can charitably be described as nothing, and made the most of it. Nothing in this movie is taken seriously. The talent-free acting is played for laughs. The ineptly written script is played for laughs. The special-class special effects are played for laughs. The brilliantly unscientific science is played for laughs. Even the elevator-reject soundtrack is played for laughs. It just works.

Seven stars for everyone involved having a few laughs blowing the thousand dollar production budget before returning to their day jobs at Arby's.