Reading the description of this movie gives me the impression that Mr. Miyagi's going to play a bad guy in this. It's rated-R so let's find out if he uses any foul language. I wanna hear Mr. Miyagi swear.
Erik Estrada? The same Erik Estrada from Chips and Cool cat saves the Kids?
These Malibu Bay films look like they were made for the Playboy channel. It's like they're designed only for people who live north of Hollywood.
So Miyagi's using his Karate Kid accent again. (I wonder how many people are aware he speaks perfectly fluent American.) I only watched a documentary on him recently and learnt that he was a closet alcoholic. I wasn't aware of this and I look at him in a different perspective now. You only ever knew him as the kind Mr. Miyagi or the lighthearted chef from Happy Days. I guess you don't truly know someone in life?
I got this movie in a 12-pack of DVD's called Girls, Guns and G-strings. I only bought it for the chick on the cover.
So 5-minutes into watching this and already I'm regretting not watching Night of a 1000 Cats instead.
The plot of this movie has been laid in a minute, at the start, and it's as weak as the New York Jets defence. How do I explain this? Basically Judith Light and Betty Boo don't have visas on Mr. Miyagi's island so they're apprehended and tagged and send out to pasture, or safari, and there you have it - basically they are Running Man.
Betty Boo blows a helicopter out of the sky with a walking cane. Figure that one out.
Mr. Miyagi continues his sage teachings on a naked woman. Did he really just say "bonzai touch" then?
Holy hot dogs, things just heated up at the 21-minute mark - sheesh. I'd buy that for a dollar. That warrants 1 point, or 2. I'm rewinding that scene. It's times like this I wish I were a woman. (It can't save the movie though.) Oh man, and I thought that Dolph Lundgren "Blackjack" movie I watched last night was the pits, now I gotta watch a bunch of old men, with no sex lives, flying their model airplanes at an air show.
The guy from Chips almost had an accident in his trousers then from perving on the 2 running men in the back of the spaceship. Think he's gonna have a coronary.
What have we got here at the 34:14-minute mark - Dolly Parton's offspring or Toy Stories Jesse gone French? Nah, it's "I think we're alone now," Tiffany. (Guess those mall tours don't pay as good as risque nightclubs?) Look at this clown at the 35-minute mark! Brand me with a permanent "Mr. Potato Head" watermark! I am a 100-proof moron for watching this.
Most of the people in this movie have great bodies but there's little in the way of substance and storyline.
I got no clue what that cooking segment was all about just then, y'all.
Check out the air bags on Barbie at the 43-minute mark. Times like this I wanna be a crash test dummy. Did you know that your pineal gland is the size of your pinky fingernail?
I'm only up to chapter 7 of 13 and I don't know if I can make it to the end.
Most of these actors mustn't have made the cut in the porn industry?
Nope, this is offensively embarrassing!
I wonder why dung beetles do push balls of manure uphill? Is there any logical reason for that?
What if I watch this in fast forward?
This is absolutely pointless!
Good Lord, what did I just watch?
Erik Estrada? The same Erik Estrada from Chips and Cool cat saves the Kids?
These Malibu Bay films look like they were made for the Playboy channel. It's like they're designed only for people who live north of Hollywood.
So Miyagi's using his Karate Kid accent again. (I wonder how many people are aware he speaks perfectly fluent American.) I only watched a documentary on him recently and learnt that he was a closet alcoholic. I wasn't aware of this and I look at him in a different perspective now. You only ever knew him as the kind Mr. Miyagi or the lighthearted chef from Happy Days. I guess you don't truly know someone in life?
I got this movie in a 12-pack of DVD's called Girls, Guns and G-strings. I only bought it for the chick on the cover.
So 5-minutes into watching this and already I'm regretting not watching Night of a 1000 Cats instead.
The plot of this movie has been laid in a minute, at the start, and it's as weak as the New York Jets defence. How do I explain this? Basically Judith Light and Betty Boo don't have visas on Mr. Miyagi's island so they're apprehended and tagged and send out to pasture, or safari, and there you have it - basically they are Running Man.
Betty Boo blows a helicopter out of the sky with a walking cane. Figure that one out.
Mr. Miyagi continues his sage teachings on a naked woman. Did he really just say "bonzai touch" then?
Holy hot dogs, things just heated up at the 21-minute mark - sheesh. I'd buy that for a dollar. That warrants 1 point, or 2. I'm rewinding that scene. It's times like this I wish I were a woman. (It can't save the movie though.) Oh man, and I thought that Dolph Lundgren "Blackjack" movie I watched last night was the pits, now I gotta watch a bunch of old men, with no sex lives, flying their model airplanes at an air show.
The guy from Chips almost had an accident in his trousers then from perving on the 2 running men in the back of the spaceship. Think he's gonna have a coronary.
What have we got here at the 34:14-minute mark - Dolly Parton's offspring or Toy Stories Jesse gone French? Nah, it's "I think we're alone now," Tiffany. (Guess those mall tours don't pay as good as risque nightclubs?) Look at this clown at the 35-minute mark! Brand me with a permanent "Mr. Potato Head" watermark! I am a 100-proof moron for watching this.
Most of the people in this movie have great bodies but there's little in the way of substance and storyline.
I got no clue what that cooking segment was all about just then, y'all.
Check out the air bags on Barbie at the 43-minute mark. Times like this I wanna be a crash test dummy. Did you know that your pineal gland is the size of your pinky fingernail?
I'm only up to chapter 7 of 13 and I don't know if I can make it to the end.
Most of these actors mustn't have made the cut in the porn industry?
Nope, this is offensively embarrassing!
I wonder why dung beetles do push balls of manure uphill? Is there any logical reason for that?
What if I watch this in fast forward?
This is absolutely pointless!
Good Lord, what did I just watch?