It's almost so bad it's good. This movie starts off with some of the cheesiest CGI and worst acting I've seen in a while. From everyone in that opening part, except that bald guy who isn't on steroids. The bad guy of the movie General Suitor. After seeing the opening of the movie it sets the bar low for my expectations.
What kind of forgetful name is Shep for Hulk Hogans characters name. I kept thinking it was Chef like in South Park. I'll just save myself some brain cells and call him Hulk for this review.
The dad hates his job and is not appreciated. His boss is the typical bad boss who takes all his credit. It becomes the Hulksters job to get the father some confidence in this movie extravaganza full of CGI as fake as WWF was back in the 90s. The movies score is dreadful that first rap song goes on longer than certain STI wrestlers would get from ring rats (groupies) back in the day.
This movie is so poorly written. Almost everyone is "jerks" and are so over the top you'd think you're watching a traumaville film such as Nuke'Em High directed by Lloyd Kaufman. The husband and wife are so poorly cast. Sure they look like every day Americans but neither have any chemistry together and I would never have picked them, especially how poorly cast the mom is. I probably watched this movie just because I wanted something to laugh at. However it's not the worst movie I've seen this week. I have a theory that the army soldier who is on his lawn playing in what looks like a really creative looking flower bed thinking he's still an army soldier was the nut who wrote this movie.
Hulk meets the family because he needs a room to rent. He lies saying he's from France. The dad spots a ray gun and the kookie fun begins! It alerts some bounty hunters who look cleaner than most wrestling fans or North American anime loving weeabos. Is it just me or have steroids gotten way better the last 30 years? Hulk doesn't seem that big compared to some steroid monsters now. The movies jokes are so dumb not even someone blessed with the IQ of a 10 year old would find them funny. The dad somehow finds the space ship.
One of the cheesiest moments in the movie is Hulk playing that video game in the arcade and beating it which gets him an applause. Did they put the cabinet in a childrens lost and found? Seriously no kid there looks over 7. The other has to be when the thugs go into the bank and it looks like a blizzard or bukakke film just happened
The tracker to find his gun reminds me of something out of GTA5 in a side quest where you have to find this junk for the cult you join and you have to find trash near this farm.
I bet RC Cola regrets sponsoring this most likely front movie. I doubt they made their money back on this. How hard this movie bombed it didn't just bomb.. brother.. it power bombed off the top ropes at wrestlemania VIII (8).
Some other nitpicks The X ray glasses are really poorly done and edited in. The secretary loves her pistol too much. How is she not in prison. During the fights the lines are so cheesy and poorly choreographed like an episode of Monday Night Raw or Smackdown today whatever it is now between whatever jobber (person who takes a dive) is trying to help make a boring up and coming wrestler seem awesome to sell more plastic and t-shirts with their names on it. Hulks one liners are awful. Did he make them up on the spot?
The bad guy of the film I jokingly call the lawsuit from the black lagoon. The bad guy is playing pretty much the same role Raul Julia did in Street Fighter The Movie meets a typical Patrick Stewart (StarTrek) character such as when he played the alien over lord in Saints Row 4. Before the man transforms if I had to bet money I'd say the dad could beat up the alien lord.
The highlight for me at the end is Hulks pants.
What kind of forgetful name is Shep for Hulk Hogans characters name. I kept thinking it was Chef like in South Park. I'll just save myself some brain cells and call him Hulk for this review.
The dad hates his job and is not appreciated. His boss is the typical bad boss who takes all his credit. It becomes the Hulksters job to get the father some confidence in this movie extravaganza full of CGI as fake as WWF was back in the 90s. The movies score is dreadful that first rap song goes on longer than certain STI wrestlers would get from ring rats (groupies) back in the day.
This movie is so poorly written. Almost everyone is "jerks" and are so over the top you'd think you're watching a traumaville film such as Nuke'Em High directed by Lloyd Kaufman. The husband and wife are so poorly cast. Sure they look like every day Americans but neither have any chemistry together and I would never have picked them, especially how poorly cast the mom is. I probably watched this movie just because I wanted something to laugh at. However it's not the worst movie I've seen this week. I have a theory that the army soldier who is on his lawn playing in what looks like a really creative looking flower bed thinking he's still an army soldier was the nut who wrote this movie.
Hulk meets the family because he needs a room to rent. He lies saying he's from France. The dad spots a ray gun and the kookie fun begins! It alerts some bounty hunters who look cleaner than most wrestling fans or North American anime loving weeabos. Is it just me or have steroids gotten way better the last 30 years? Hulk doesn't seem that big compared to some steroid monsters now. The movies jokes are so dumb not even someone blessed with the IQ of a 10 year old would find them funny. The dad somehow finds the space ship.
One of the cheesiest moments in the movie is Hulk playing that video game in the arcade and beating it which gets him an applause. Did they put the cabinet in a childrens lost and found? Seriously no kid there looks over 7. The other has to be when the thugs go into the bank and it looks like a blizzard or bukakke film just happened
The tracker to find his gun reminds me of something out of GTA5 in a side quest where you have to find this junk for the cult you join and you have to find trash near this farm.
I bet RC Cola regrets sponsoring this most likely front movie. I doubt they made their money back on this. How hard this movie bombed it didn't just bomb.. brother.. it power bombed off the top ropes at wrestlemania VIII (8).
Some other nitpicks The X ray glasses are really poorly done and edited in. The secretary loves her pistol too much. How is she not in prison. During the fights the lines are so cheesy and poorly choreographed like an episode of Monday Night Raw or Smackdown today whatever it is now between whatever jobber (person who takes a dive) is trying to help make a boring up and coming wrestler seem awesome to sell more plastic and t-shirts with their names on it. Hulks one liners are awful. Did he make them up on the spot?
The bad guy of the film I jokingly call the lawsuit from the black lagoon. The bad guy is playing pretty much the same role Raul Julia did in Street Fighter The Movie meets a typical Patrick Stewart (StarTrek) character such as when he played the alien over lord in Saints Row 4. Before the man transforms if I had to bet money I'd say the dad could beat up the alien lord.
The highlight for me at the end is Hulks pants.