I made an IMDB account just to write this review because of how much I passionately disliked this movie.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of a good comedic horror movie. This was NOT that.
Terribly written, terribly acted, terribly executed.
I mean what even was the budget for this movie??? Red-paint-looking "blood" splatters on the wall and all. I swear I saw some vampire actors look at the camera 🤣
It's like any other B-movie vampire film but they added a fart expelling from the vampire upon becoming decreased. *Spoiler alert*, that's the supposed "comedic genius" of the film. Oh and they got the vampires high.
The acting is just really bad, but I think the complete lack of character consistency, and terrible dialogue was worse.
It feels like it was written by some old white dude that thinks super overused misogynistic, racist, fart jokes are funny. Nothing we haven't already cringed at from any movie between 1990 and 2005.
Don't waste your time. It wasn't the kind of comedic horror you can genuinely laugh at and lightheartedly make fun of. It's just bad.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of a good comedic horror movie. This was NOT that.
Terribly written, terribly acted, terribly executed.
I mean what even was the budget for this movie??? Red-paint-looking "blood" splatters on the wall and all. I swear I saw some vampire actors look at the camera 🤣
It's like any other B-movie vampire film but they added a fart expelling from the vampire upon becoming decreased. *Spoiler alert*, that's the supposed "comedic genius" of the film. Oh and they got the vampires high.
The acting is just really bad, but I think the complete lack of character consistency, and terrible dialogue was worse.
It feels like it was written by some old white dude that thinks super overused misogynistic, racist, fart jokes are funny. Nothing we haven't already cringed at from any movie between 1990 and 2005.
Don't waste your time. It wasn't the kind of comedic horror you can genuinely laugh at and lightheartedly make fun of. It's just bad.