Review of Alice Solves the Puzzle

. . . ALICE SOLVES THE PUZZLE is how to finish up such a misbegotten mess. As this very young girl tries to navigate her way through Blunder Land, she morphs into a cartoon for some high dive torture with her monstrous feline sidekick, Julius. Then, when she's returned to the beach in her human form, this misbehaving cat inexplicably begins to pull on various suggestive swaths of Alice's swimsuit. What's up with that? Bootleg Pete appears next with nothing to bootleg, resulting in him being renamed Pegleg Pete in his next outing. Amid all of this misogynist mayhem, Alice wises up and solves the puzzle of her abuse by creating a "The End" crossword.