Review of Puppy Love

. . . PUPPY LOVE, as in "the darker and more bitter the chocolate, the more fatal it is to dogs." This quote from a certified veterinarian, coupled with the fact that the dollar (or $37.58, adjusted for inflation, which would only be charged for the most dark and bitter candy possible) that Mickey says he spent on the box of chocolate that Minnie's mutt Fifi and his own cur Pluto end up sharing is more than enough to fatally poison three and a half kennels worth of canines. PUPPY LOVE is a clear effort by the Dizzy Corporation to wipe out America's main pet population so parents would be forced to haul their grieving kids to Dizzy cartoons at the movie theater more often.