Review of The Beast

The Beast (1975)
1/10
Needed 12000% less theriomorphic and botanical smut.
9 December 2021
I needed a chemical decontamination shower after watching this. And not sure I didn't end up on a watch list of some kind for having seen it.

It's not good. Not entertaining. It serves no purpose other than gratuitous (failed) titillation via sadly moronic and puerile scenes of artless fantastical fornication. I doubt even John Waters would find anything redeeming here.

It doesn't even work as a farce. And there's constant harpsichord for your aural enjoyment as well.

No. Just no.
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