Review of The Opry House

. . . "OPRY HOUSE Big Broadway Show--Doodle Girls!" However, during the subsequent show, not a show girl is in sight. Adding to the grotesque nature of this cuke fest, the infamous Mickey Mouse himself performs a salacious belly dance. Such gratuitous perversity always has been a hallmark of this over-exposed rodent's parent Dizzy Corporation. Such bawdy shenanigans forced the entertainment industry to impose strict censorship laws within five years of the amoral mouse's debut in STEAMY WILLIE. Someone should have simply called in an exterminator instead.