Review of Brave Little Tailor

. . . How is it that the king of dogs reigning in Dog Town has a mouse for a daughter? And why doesn't anyone bother to ask WHAT the male mouse killed seven of in one blow? Also, why did the strict film censors give their seal of approval to a giant who rolls a huge blunt, and then tokes deeply on his joint? Furthermore, why doesn't the big guy chew his food, instead of swallowing his pumpkins and rodents whole? Plus, wouldn't it be gratuitously painful for the behemoth to haphazardly consume a fully intact stone well like a sword swallowing specialist, rather than simply dumping the water into his mouth like any rational being would have done? Finally, what are all the people at the giant's snore-powered carnival going to do when he wakens from his rock-to-the-noggin induced stupor?